Candy isn’t just about sugar it’s about smiles, silliness, and unforgettable names.
Whether you’re dreaming up a brand-new treat, naming your Halloween stash, or creating your own quirky candy shop menu, this list of funny candy names is guaranteed to tickle your sweet tooth and your funny bone.
From pun-filled bites to giggle worthy gummies, these names are packed with flavor and fun.
Why Choose Funny Candy Names?
Memorable – A candy called “Choco Loco” sticks in your head (and your teeth).
Perfect for Gifts – Add a personal twist to sweet presents.
Great for Parties & Brands – Perfect for naming party favors, desserts, or small business treats.
Makes You Smile – Because “Sugar Pants” sounds way more fun than “caramel chew.”
Funny Chocolate Candy Names
Choco Loco
For when your chocolate obsession goes off the rails.
Fudge Nugget
Tiny. Fudgy. Funny.
Snickerdoodle Dandy
A dandy twist on chocolate and spice.
Truffle Shuffle
A dance you do after eating five.
Barky McBarkface
Chocolate bark that’s a real character.
Mocha Munch
Can’t decide between coffee and candy? Eat both.
Choczilla
A beast made entirely of chocolate.
Nougat Nonsense
Nobody really knows what nougat is—but we love it.
Crumb Commander
Leaves a trail of joy (and mess).
Melty Melt
Disappears faster than your willpower.
Funny Gummy & Chewy Candy Names
Squishballz
Round, soft, and full of sass.
Wiggly Wiggles
The gummy worm with attitude.
Bounce Chew
Bounces once, sticks forever.
Sticky Ricky
Once you eat one, you’ll never shake him off.
Gummy McYummy
Chewy, goofy, and your new BFF.
Chewzilla
Tough to chew. Impossible to forget.
Jelly Bellyflop
Tastes great, lands awkwardly.
Sugar Slink
Slides down your throat like a sugary ninja.
Wiggle Chomp
It dances, then it disappears.
Fluff Tuggers
Soft on the outside, tug-of-war inside.
Funny Hard Candy Names
Crunch Nug
Sounds like a battle. Tastes like heaven.
Rock Popper
Half candy, half fireworks show.
Jawdropper
So sour, your face tells a story.
Sweet Cement
Takes forever to eat—worth every second.
Glaze Blaze
Shiny, sweet, and a little spicy.
Berry Brick
Built like a brick. Tastes like summer.
Hard Headz
For candy tough guys.
Tongue Twister
Twists your tongue and your taste buds.
Click Clack Candy
Makes noise before it melts.
Glass Pop
Fragile and fabulous.
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Funny Sour Candy Names
Pucker Up Punk
So sour it hurts—in a good way.
Zing Ring
A ring of sour doom.
Lick & Scream
You lick. Then you regret. Then you lick again.
Sour Sneak
Starts sweet. Ends in betrayal.
Crybaby Crunch
Not for the weak-tongued.
Tingle Dingle
Tickles your taste buds with sass.
Tart Fart
You’ll laugh before you chew.
Face Twister
Comes with free emotional damage.
Zap Zing
A shock in every bite.
Whine Drops
Tart enough to complain about.
Funny Candy Bar Names
Nutty Buddy Blast
Crazier than your favorite cousin.
Caramel Catastrophe
A gooey, glorious mess.
Fudgetastrophe
Everything went wrong—and it tastes amazing.
Snack Attack Max
A bar with maximum munch power.
Sugar Slam
Hits you with flavor in the first bite.
Break Me Off, Bro
The ultimate shareable snack (or not).
Chonk Bar
Big. Bold. Full of bad decisions.
Goo Goo Gobbler
Sticky, nutty, and slightly unhinged.
Twisty Chomp
Twisted layers of flavor chaos.
Snaccident Bar
You didn’t mean to eat the whole thing. It just… happened.
Funny Retro Candy Names
Granny Pop
Old-school flavor with a new-school attitude.
Lick Stix 9000
The future of powdered sugar.
Choco YoYo
Goes out. Comes back. Tastes great.
Bubble Trouble
One chew away from bubble gum disaster.
Pixie Panic
Tiny straws, huge flavor energy.
Neon Nibbles
So bright, they glow in the dark (almost).
Funky Taffy
Stretches your teeth and your patience.
Sweet Roller
A flavor adventure on wheels.
Candy Kaboom
Retro explosion in your mouth.
Disco Drops
Boogie with every bite.
Funny Cotton Candy Names
Puff Puff Yum
Like clouds—but sugar.
Fluffnado
A whirlwind of pink delight.
Cloud Munch
Eat a piece of the sky.
Sugar Poof
Soft. Sweet. Gone in seconds.
Fairy Floss Boss
Because you’re royalty now.
Fluff Daddy
The sweetest rapper in the carnival.
Pastel Puffball
Looks like a kitten sneezed flavor.
Whiffle Waffle
Spins, twirls, and disappears.
Cotton Chaos
Messy. Magical. Magnificent.
Dream Puff
Tastes like a nap and a rainbow had a baby.
Funny Candy Names for Custom Creations
Sprinkle Dingle
Topped with confusion and delight.
Rainbow Blaster
Colorful chaos in every bite.
Sweetzilla Crunch
Can’t tame this sugar monster.
Yum Rocket
Lifts your mood to the moon.
Lolly LOL
Makes you laugh between licks.
Candy Clown
Silly, squishy, slightly terrifying.
Snackaroo
Part kangaroo, all flavor.
Crave Cave
You go in once… and never come out.
Gobble Drop
You will eat the whole bag.
Oopsie Chew
It’s weird… but it works.
